Life Has Been Kickin’ My Ass

Okay, so I guess it is time to pull my head out of my ass. This summer I have accomplished a lot of nothing. Well that is not completely true. I have read 32 books. I have managed to get behind in housework, laundry and self-maintenance. I don’t care what anyone says the crazy little hairs that seem to make and appearance after your 4oth birthday suck. What the hell! I shall now die with a pair of tweezers in my hand.

I have a ton of things to be really pissed off about. However, because I am trying to get over it and move on with my life I will only list my top 5.

1. I am not very good at not having extra money. Momma needs a spa day!

2. The kids need to go back to school and stop destroying my house. I AM NOT THE MAID!!!!

3. I should be in New You’re at Blogher 2012. Why am I not there? Please see number 1.

4. My laptop needs a new hard drive. It is going to cost $175.00 to repair it. Again, please see number 1.

5. Although I love cooking – if I hear , “mom I am hungry” one more time I am going to blow! I can’t buy food fast enough. I am now avoiding my local super market. It is embracing when the check out clerk asks you everyday, “what are you making tonight”.

Today, I crawled out of the hole that I been hiding in. I cleaned the house, did 6 loads of laundry and wrote this blog post. These task my not have been earth-shaking but hey….. give a girl a break. It is a start.


Coupon Classes

Are you interested in learning how to be an Extreme Couponer without turning your home into a grocery store?  Have you seen “Extreme Couponing” and want to learn how to get your savings to 100% even just once?  Do you want to learn how to combat those crazy rising prices at the pump, by saving your family 60-75% on the foods you already eat?  Would you like to learn how to optimize your savings at the grocery stores, especially those in the Inland Empire in Southern California?

Do you have a few friends who want to do the same thing?

You and your friends can come and spend an afternoon with me.  I will provide food, door prizes, coupon binder with pages and tabs ($50.00 value), and coupons to get you started, plus my handouts.

If you’d like to host a coupon class in your home, church or work, just contact me. Have a few dates/times in mind, and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible (usually in 24 hrs).  Cost is $75.00 per person or $65.00 for churches, payable one week before the scheduled class via cash or PayPal.  I do not take checks (sorry).  Send me an email to book your class today.

What do you want me to blog about?

Yes, I do have a notebook. Inside this note book is about 50 different topics that I think would make a good blog topic. But? What do you want me to write about? I am charming, witty and clever. A super human. Okay, I know I just went to far. Come on people , tell me what you want to hear about.